Esperanto again
 
Does the word oxymoron appear in Esperanto? Or is the language so completely regular that such a word couldn't possibly be rendered in it? Are there dialects of Esperanto? Are there Esperanto folk songs? Esperanto slang? Esperanto cuss words? Do the "Esperanti" live in entirely symmetrical cities, dwellings, &c.? Would they have no need of laxatives because they are so unfailingly regular?