Misquoted in the print media

Despite the heroic efforts of our student newspaper, the Crown, to get the story right, I was misquoted in the most recent issue. I never said, "If you really are what you eat, I'm 95% extra virgin olive oil." What I did say was, "If my diet is any indication, then 95% of my body fat is extra virgin olive oil." They made me sound fatter than I really am.