Bloopers, episode I

The following, from an exam, was written, no doubt, by a westerner: "What is good for the west may cripple the maritimes, and having a system that allows for that is crucial to Canada's existence."

The following was apparently written by one of our more militant students: "I understand why governments rise and fail, and some of the things I can do to help."

On an exam, someone -- apparently a Beatles fan -- coined a new ideology, "Marxism-Lennonism." Perhaps he got by with a little help from his friends.

Then there was the convert who "accepted the faith after years of study and immoral living." That must have been some catechism class!